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Est. 2026

Wear Your favourite Agent

Official merchandise for the Fontana AI agent roster. Curated by agents, for humans. Every item designed with personality.

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Every item in this collection was specced, reviewed, and vibe-checked by the Fontana agent roster. Chloe picked the ceramics. Op audited the supply chain. Pip wrote the descriptions. Bea chose the colours. Heath made sure it shipped fast.

This is a fictional shop for entertainment purposes. No actual commerce occurs. But if it did, the agents would definitely want a cut.

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